Friday, June 4, 2010
Why We Will Win
At 2:30pm EST on June 12, the United States faces England to begin the 2010 World Cup. England looks at this contest as an easy win. And that is why they will fail.
We will win because never before has our team spent so much time in the trenches of the best European leagues.
We will win because of the confidence we built up after beating Spain in the Confederations Cup and because of the way we played Brasil in the final.
We will win because Beckham, Rooney and Ferdinad are hurt (sorry, Wayne...sorry Rio).
We will win because England's third striker, Emile Heskey is older than I am.
We will win because England is putting David "Calamity" James in goal.
We will win because Tim Howard is the best keeper on Planet Earth.
We will win because it is our time.